how to officially leave chat

this is a handy instructional guide that probably says what you maybe do before you go offline: 1 - /uptonogood 2 - lurk 3 - get bored of lurking and start using /me 4 - people get annoyed at you using /me so you get back into chat 5 - /uptonogood 6 - say goodnight again in /me then say a few comments in the background once in a while 7 - lurk 8 - sit 9 - leave
10 - say that your leaving but then you don't 11 - turn off your internet 12 - throw PC at wall and go enjoy life
14 - commit not alive 15 - 16 - go to kland and shitpost
17 - remove omiwa from freezer 18 - force them to write better jokes for you
19 - build up speed for 100 steps
20 - 21 - 22 - 23 - 24 - 25 - 26 - 27 - 28 - 29 - 30 -
31 - Return in 6 months using the excuse "I was doing it for the badge".
32 - learn how to count to 100
33 - ??? 34 - Profit
>>26542 It works.
35 - Leave again 36 - Stare at this Bulbasaur 37 - Never return.
38 - Make some coffee 39 - Go to work 40 - Come home 41 - Repeat steps 28-40 for exactly 50 years 42 - Buy a mansion 43 - Buy a lifetime supply of gormet food 44 - Start a YouTube channel to both have fun and gain back some of the money you lost 45 - Continue that YT channel for 5 years 46 - End the YT channel 47 - Go bankrupt 48 - Go to prison for not paying your text 49 - Die of a heart attack in Prison 50 - Reincarnate as a housecat 51 - Remember your past life as a human 52 - Go to your old mansion for old times sake 53 - Be annoyed that Donald Trump bought your mansion 54 - Return to your owner's house 55 - Die again 56 - Reincarnate as a hedgehog 57 - Roll around at the speed of sound 58 - Realize hedgegogs aren't fast 59 - Remember your two past lives 60 - Go to your old mansion to battle trump with your new defensive spines, only to realize that he moved. 61 - Die for the third time 62 - Reincarnate as another human being 63 - Enter chat 64 - In chat remember your three past lives 65 - Talk about memories of your past lives 66 - Say "I'm leaving chat. Forever." 67 - Leave chat 68 - Never return That makes 68 steps. Yes, i really did put 31 steps in a single post.
>>27083 >not paying your text *Rent
>>27083 wait that's actually 67 steps because there is no step 13