Who am i?

Who am i?
who is you?
WHO AM I???????
I open jars, I open doors. I often ostracize old friends, but I'll kill myself to make amends. I weep and gnash and cry myself to sleep every night until I wake up and do it all again and it never stops and never will and Who am I?
>>27709 No, it's not that easy.
a towel
a bucket
my mom
albatross soup
>17730 Yes, i am dead.
>>27725 >my mom Correct. The answer is your mom.
Super Mario World as a Super Mario Maker? Levels that pass they also create players